I weep for our species. Not because of the scumbags who created the scam shown below but because of the existence of this actual notice from an actual police department to actual adult humans. It was considered "a helpful thing".
Sorry, but if anyone is so out to lunch as to believe what the scammer is proposing, then that's reasonable grounds for a full-time caretaker to be assigned. This isn't fancy pants scam-baggery. This is barely at a "Why yes, this $5 watch I'm selling IS a genuine Rolex" level of believability.